~george3isme

what sucks. absolutely more than anything else. is when you have to do what you don't want to do, and afterward forced to eat food you hate, and then every girl or guy you ever loved slaps you in the FACE, and then any pet you had will either die or become a zombie and bite you, and then all your existing family becomes zombies and they bite you, and then all your friends kick you in the shins repeatedly, and then all of the corporate giants use their giant feets to stomp on you, and then all of the armies in the world use their artillery and missiles on you, creating a nuclear wasteland around you for hundreds of thousands of miles, in which the tiny mutated bacteria infect you and cause you to get unknown and lethal diseases which turn you into a super hero that has a limited amount of life span and powers, so that you have to constantly contact a doctor friend who gives you your antidote, but then he becomes a villain and you have an episode where you think you'll die because of the no antidote, but it turns out that the doctor turns back to normal and keeps giving you the antidote, allowing you to live, but he actually poisons it cuz he's still a villain and then you end up losing your powers and you contract even more diseases and cancers cuz you actually have a super disease of AIDS from the future when slugs rule the earth and the viruses are the size of insects, and then you die and then your body is left unburied and festers outside of some old ladies house in the hilly billy rural area and then after 24 years of decomposing the house is bought out and then the developers find you body in the ground and then you are transported secretly tot eh dump cuz they don't want to stop to report a dead body, and then you get crunched up and mixed in with the earth over thousands and millions of years, and then after billions and trillions of years the sun expands to swallow the earth and and just causes all existence that we can imagine to cease to exist because the human mind can only reach so far out in this grand and expansive universe.

I was kidding. Thats not the worst thing. the absolutely worst and stupidest thing that sucks the most is when YOUR DA JOURNALS GET FUCKING DISSAPPEARED RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!??!
THATS REALLY DUMB!!!!!!!

I just wrote a fat journal but then it dissappeared... wahhhh ='(

Holy fricking mahoney crap monkeys super shit holy crap funkin doody moook nodes in a crap sandwhich stuck in a vent full of whores and bitches and shit trapped in a dynamite boat out in the frickin sea that will explode at a moments notice but then at the last minute Alan Rickman comes and saves the day because he is never the protaganist and therefore when he becomes the protaganist that guy from the movie NEXT becomes the Messiah of the world and takes over the planet but then is trapped in a room and is shot 47,893,582 times to make sure he is dead, and then the people of the world find the true answer to all problems is duct tape, in which they wrap the earth in duct tape but all die from cancer and suffocation before they realize they can't farm duct tape, but then after the aliens the size of kerfloozles inhabit the earth but they are just about as big so they die, and the sun explodes, and the this girl just comes up and hugs me and I'm very happy and we go to the park and we lay on the grass holding each other til the end of time.
The end
WHAT THE FA-BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

It's gonna be fun

yep
and its takin a long time
hopefully people will be able to tell how much more skilled I get from one side to the other.
homewrok is stealing my life away....